Survey

Survey Question:

"Tell me a story about food."

Out of seven polled (via text message), five responded:

TB text #1: a parakeet flies into a bowl of mashed potatoes
TB text #2: good thing it wasnt limestone! it was soft enough ti eat. the bird never wanted to leave. thus food was invented

AL: They treat beef with ammonia. Ew

LA: I disgustingly had to eat a squagel this morning!

SWK text #1: One time I ate elephant in thailand . The people said they had found it on the side of the road. It was rubbery and Blubbery like what I would imagine whale to
SWK text #2: Taste like.

JF: Two peanuts went into the alley behind a bar. One was a salted

Conclusions: I don't know what I expected, but I sure got it.