I Guess the J.K. in Your Name Also Stands for "Just Kidding

I went to your birthday party.
Young love was in the air.
People drank craft beers
and talked about careers.
It wasn't just scary, it was a nightmare.

I went to see you cook at the cook-off.
Young love was on the grill.
There's only so much
awkward conversation
a person can take before she's had her fill.

We went to Governors Island
and camped out in the moat.
My uncertainties reached out for me.
They had me by the throat.

Oh, I get so damn frustrated.
I don't know what to do.
I just can't seem to stop running out of things to say to you!

Well, I don't want to hang out with you.
I just want to sit in my room.

(Alone alone alone
alone alone alone
alone alone alone
alone alone alone!)

And I don't want to make out with you.
I just want to sit in my room!

(Alone alone alone
alone alone alone
alone alone alone
alone alone alone!)

And you're never gonna return my calls!
And I'm just gonna sit in my room!

(Alone alone alone
alone alone alone
alone alone alone
alone alone alone!)