notes from the weekend

I've never been to a hotel before, jeez, how am I supposed to know
what size the beds are

c'mon! jump on the beds with me
stop it, mike
but this is what you signed up for! this is rock 'n' roll!
I just wanna go to sleep

I can tell you guys aren’t from around here, I said that to myself as soon as you girls walked in the door. where’re you from? well, what’re you doing in Jersey?

would you marry a cyborg?
well, would YOU?
I would if it could love me back.