I am not a Terrorist

But I am a God fearing man
and will follow Allah’s master plan.
He gave me freewill and the ability to
read and follow the Koran
He gave me women to breed my 485 children
(They had better be sons) or death to the women
Just like the infidel woman who once picked up a book to read. Boy did she bleed
A rock to the skull is never dull
What? What’s wrong with that??
At least I didn’t use a bat.
I believe in peace on earth and good will towards men
(as long as they believe in me when I say when)
And to you who lives 5000 miles away
You shall follow what I say
Or I shall pull the pin and send you to hell via explosion.
I am not a terrorist. Praise Allah.