Carbonation Settles

Can someone stay up with me while I drive?

I will probably not crash, but the likelihood will increase slightly. We will not notice the increase of likelihood unless it manifests in an accident.

Is the motel structured in such a way that we can tell them that only two of us are staying?

This answer will help me save money.
Separately, the amount will be insignificant,
but the sum of a frugal life is substantial.

Can someone drop me off at the pharmacy?

My ability to shave depends on your answer.
My face will appear different in photographs
and some girls will complain when I perform cunnilingus.

Can someone cut the hairs on the back of my head?

My attractiveness and perception of it will be influenced by your answer.

What's your favorite mode of transportation? A Tame Impala or Wild Beasts?

This is a question that would be asked on Singled Out, 2011.

Is being a musician inherently harmful to the environment?

Your answer will probably not change the structure of my life in the short term
but it may help me
celebrate electric cars
as the technology becomes more common.

Is being alive inherently harmful to the environment?

This question starts to delve into the big questions.

How long does it take
for carbonated liquid
shook up
to resettle?

This is just a poetic musing.

"Could such a statement be used as a metaphor?" I wonder.