Michael

michael can make a margarita
with whichever tequila you want
salt or no salt
michael can stand on the bar
and take a picture
of everyone
and then
if you ask him to strike a pose
when he passes back the camera
he will.
michael is a professional at most things
she makes me wanna give her
three dollar tips
on pretty much every drink.
now i think i saw michael at canal latino
in a tube top and a mini skirt
because that look that she's giving me now,
i remember it from then
every time i ask michael for a margarita
he gives me this look like i'm making him
walk on hot coals or
call all his old lovers
i love michael so much so i buy some more drinks
and give some more tips, and yell
THANK YOU MICHAEL
THANK YOU THANK YOU, MICHAEL
i yell all around her
arm-deep horseshoe bar.