With a South Africans accent, she guides us to a foreign land
'That's right, hon,' my dad agrees, 'five more miles.'
My mom gets jealous: 'how come you never call me hun?'
Over dinner at Red Lobster (you'd be surprised how much they use the microwave), my dad's cousin admits she calls 'her' 'The Slut'
I have bad enough of a relationship with my phone
Instead, let's pack the '78 National Geographic US maps collection
Lost, but at least we'll agree on Eisenhower
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